"Oh, for crying out loud!" Frank flipped. Frank was an angry sort. He hated everything. Car, house, traffic, job, supermarket... Didn't matter, he didn't like it.

Today's victim was the newspaper. Not the whole thing. Just a small bit of it. The bit with the houses for sale. Frank's house was on the market for ages. He hated it. He wanted to get rid of it, and get out of Newton Corner. Only no one would buy it. It was either too expensive, too close to the city, too noisy, or too little parking. People that wanted a fancy house bought in Wellesley. People that wanted more affordable bought in Natick. People that wanted to look like they were living in Wellesley bought in Needham.

Today he had enough, and he was going to do something about it.